08.23.2015

2015 Divisional Draft Chat

by The Executive Director

The following is a transcript from the 2015 Divisional Draft, which took place on August 23.

The Executive Director: Welcome all to the 2015 Divisional Draft
Kenny Powers: good to be here boys
Ron Mexico: Who are the new franchises?
Ron Mexico: just one correct?
The Executive Director: Just one – Chalky Studebaker
The Executive Director: And Teddy KGB is out
The Executive Director: This is a standard snake draft with the order Kenny Powers, Ron Mexico, Karl Farbman, then Kiko Garcia. Then the reverse in the next round. We’ll go until all 28 teams are picked
The Executive Director: Kenny Powers – fire when ready with the first pick
Kenny Powers: The Phoenix
The Executive Director: Ron you’re up
Ron Mexico: Shecky
The Executive Director: Karl’s turn
Karl Farbman: The Big Hurt
The Executive Director: Kiko for two picks
Kiko Garcia: Notorious ABT and Face
The Executive Director: Great – back to Karl
Karl Farbman: Chris B Corey
The Executive Director: Ron you’re up
Ron Mexico: Chalky
The Executive Director: Now to Kenny for two
Kenny Powers: T-Ferg, and the doctor of love
The Executive Director: Love Doctor is no longer in the league
The Executive Director: You still have one pick
Kenny Powers: Rick Moranis
The Executive Director: Great – Ron you’re up
Ron Mexico: Abe Froman
The Executive Director: Got it – Karl you’re up
Karl Farbman: Don Mattingly
The Executive Director: Now to Kiko for two
Kiko Garcia: Boss Hardigan and art Art Schlichter – legendary gambler
The Executive Director: Sounds good – back to Karl
Karl Farbman: The People’s Champ
The Executive Director: Now to Ron
Ron Mexico: The 21th Precinct
The Executive Director: Great – now to Kenny for two picks
Kenny Powers: Thunder Lips and Dr. Oge if they are still in
The Executive Director: Kenny….
The Executive Director: Thunder Lips is not
The Executive Director: Dr. Oge is
The Executive Director: You still have one pick
Kenny Powers: How’s about Brian Piccolo
The Executive Director: Nope
Kenny Powers: damn got a bum list here. Mr. Deblasis
The Executive Director: He’s not in either
Kiko Garcia: Haha. Gone
Ron Mexico: ha
The Executive Director: Let’s keep trying….
Kiko Garcia: Someone has been drinking
Kenny Powers: Blossom I know he’s there
The Executive Director: Yes he is
The Executive Director: Now to Ron
Ron Mexico: Babe
The Executive Director: Karl you’re up
Karl Farbman: The Beard of Zeus
The Executive Director: Now to Kiko for two
Kiko Garcia: OJ and Waldo
The Executive Director: Back to Karl
Karl Farbman: Larisa Oleynik
The Executive Director: Ron you’re up
Ron Mexico: Mr. Marbles
The Executive Director: Kenny for two picks – here’s who is left – Bayonnaise, Gordon Bombay, Yaz, Bud Fox, and Kimmy Gibbler
Kenny Powers: Thanks godfather. Yaz and Kimmy
The Executive Director: Alright on to Ron
Ron Mexico: Bayonnaise
The Executive Director: Karl’s up
Karl Farbman: I’ll take Bud Fox
The Executive Director: And that leaves Kiko with Gordon Bombay
The Executive Director: That’s it – any final words anyone?
Karl Farbman: Kenny Powers sux
Ron Mexico: Good Night

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