2020 FMFL Divisions
Below are the 2020 FMFL divisions, as chosen by the 2019 division winners.
East Division
Boss Hardigan
Chris B. Corey*
Judge Smails
Mr. Marbles
OJ
Patrick Bateman
T-Ferg
The Big Hurt
North Division
Babe
Bud Fox*
Don Mattingly
Donnie Jeffcoat
Gordon Bombay
Kenny Powers
Larisa Oleynik
Shecky
South Division
Chalky Studebaker
Karl Farbman
Karl Hungus
Neon Boudeaux
Rick Moranis
The Notorious ABT
Thine*
Waldo Geraldo Faldo
West Division
Bayonnaise
Blossom Russo
Kiko Garcia
Kimmy Gibbler
Luther Lavay
The Beard of Zeus*
The People’s Champ
Yaz
*Denotes 2019 division winner
2020 Divisional Draft Chat Recap
The following is an edited transcript from this year’s divisional draft, which was held on August 30, 2020.
The Executive Director: Let’s get started – snake draft with the order – Beard of Zeus, Thine, Chris B Corey, and Bud Fox. Then the order reverses the next round (Bud, Chris, etc.) until we are done.
The Executive Director: The Beard of Zeus is on the clock
The Beard of Zeus: Blossom Russo
The Executive Director: Excellent – Thine is up
Thine: Because he is mathematically and historically bad at this- my first pick this year is The Notorious ABT
The Executive Director: Great pick – CBC on the clock
Chris B Corey: Judge Smalls
The Executive Director: Now onto Bud for two picks
Bud Fox: Don Mattingly and Shecky for our two
The Executive Director: Back to CBC
Chris B Corey: Frank Thomas
The Executive Director: The Big Hurt is yours. Now to Thine.
Thine: Karl H.
The Executive Director: Karl Hungus is yours
The Executive Director: The Beard for two picks
The Beard of Zeus: The People’s Champ and Bayonnaise
The Executive Director: Two former champions
The Beard of Zeus: I prefer competition
The Executive Director: Back to Thine
Thine: Chalky
The Executive Director: The other expansion franchise, Chalky Studebaker goes to Thine
The Executive Director: CBC is up
Chris B Corey: T-Ferg
The Executive Director: Now to Bud for two picks
Bud Fox: Powers and Jeffcoat
The Executive Director: Kenny Powers and Donnie Jeffcoat will go to the North. Back to CBC
Chris B Corey: OJ
The Executive Director: Over to Thine now
Thine: Waldo Geraldo
The Executive Director: To the Beard for two
The Beard of Zeus: Yaz and Luther Lavay
The Executive Director: Back to Thine
Thine: Rick M.
The Executive Director: Rick Moranis to Thine. CBC is up
Chris B Corey: Mr Marbles
Bud Fox: Bastard….I was hoping to make him the early pick….
Chris B Corey: I will call him each Monday for his poor picks
Bud Fox: He’ll be thrilled he went so late…
The Executive Director: Bud Fox for two
Bud Fox: Babe & Larisa
The Executive Director: Babe and Larisa Oleynik to Bud
The Executive Director: back to CBC
Chris B Corey: Boss
The Executive Director: Boss Hardigan to CBC
The Executive Director: Thine is up
Thine: Goddamit. Neon.
The Executive Director: Neon to Thine
The Executive Director: Beard of Zeus for his last two
The Beard of Zeus: The classic male/female K duo
The Beard of Zeus: Kiko and Kimmy
The Executive Director: Back to Thine for his final selection
Thine: I choose the one true Karl
Thine: Respectfully.
The Executive Director: Excellent – Karl Farbman goes to the South. CBC has between Gordon Bombay and Patrick Bateman
Chris B Corey: Bateman
The Executive Director: And that means Bud is left with Gordon
The Executive Director: Thanks all – good luck this season
Chris B Corey: Boosh
Thine: Gentlemen. Good luck.
Bud Fox: Hope you all suck. Out.
Chris B Corey: Good luck all, off to work
Welcome to the 2020 Season!
Welcome to the 14th Season of the Funny Money Football League!
