08.28.2016

2016 Divisions

by The Executive Director

East Division
Abe Froman
Art Schlichter
Bud Fox*
Face
OJ
Rick Moranis
Shecky
The Big Hurt

North Division
Blossom Russo
Don Mattingly
Gordon Bombay
Karl Farbman
Kiko Garcia
Larisa Oleynik
T-Ferg*
The Beard of Zeus

South Division
Boss Hardigan*
Dr. Oge
Judge Smails
Kimmy Gibbler
Patrick Bateman
Thine
Waldo Geraldo Faldo
Yaz

West Division
Babe
Bayonnaise
Chalky Studebaker
Chris B. Corey
Kenny Powers
Mr. Marbles*
The Notorious ABT
The People’s Champ

*Defending division champion

08.28.2016

2016 Divisional Draft Chat

by The Executive Director

The following is a transcript from the 2016 Divisional Draft, which took place on August 28.

The Executive Director: Evening gentlemen
Tferg: evening
Boss Hardigan: Hello
Mr Marbles: #draftthephoenix
The Executive Director: The Phoenix is no more
Boss Hardigan: sigh
Boss Hardigan: the phoenix is an elusive creature
Mr Marbles: chris b corey has a lot of hashtags he wants me to use
Bud Fox: i was gonna sign in as Chris B. Corey
The Executive Director: Alright we can get started – snake draft with the order being Boss Hardigan, T-Ferg, Mr Marbles, then Bud Fox
The Executive Director: reverse it in the next round
The Executive Director: Boss Hardigan you’re on the clock with the first pick
Boss Hardigan: ok, Thine
The Executive Director: Thine goes number one
The Executive Director: T-Ferg you’re up
Tferg: beard of zeus
The Executive Director: Mr Marbles up to you
Mr Marbles: I thought you were going to executive direct me
Mr Marbles: ABT
Bud Fox: Big Hurt & Face
The Executive Director: Back to Marbles
Mr Marbles: people’s champ. giants won’t be good this year
Tferg: blossom russo
The Executive Director: Back to Boss Hardigan for two picks
Boss Hardigan: patrick bateman
Boss Hardigan: and judge smalls
The Executive Director: All three expansion franchises in Boss’ division
The Executive Director: T-Ferg back to you
Tferg: don mattingly
Mr Marbles: kenny
The Executive Director: Over to Bud for two picks
Bud Fox: Abe Froman & Shecky
The Executive Director: Father and son, oddly enough
The Executive Director: Back to Marbles
Mr Marbles: Babe
Tferg: farbman
The Executive Director: Boss Hardigan for two
Boss Hardigan: Dr Oge
Boss Hardigan: and Yaz
The Executive Director: T-Ferg….
Tferg: gordon bombay
Mr Marbles: Christopher B. Corey
Bud Fox: Rick Moranis
Bud Fox: and Art Schlicter
Mr Marbles: Bayon
Tferg: phoenix
The Executive Director: #draftthephoenix
The Executive Director: He is no longer in the league
Mr Marbles: #missyouphoenix
Tferg: kiko garcia
The Executive Director: Yes
The Executive Director: Over to Boss for two
Boss Hardigan: ok
Boss Hardigan: Waldo
Boss Hardigan: kimmy
The Executive Director: Boss takes Waldo and Kimmy
Tferg: larisa
Mr Marbles: Chalky
Boss Hardigan: last but not least
Bud Fox: oj
The Executive Director: That does it – any parting shots?
Mr Marbles: Blossom Russo has a new service he will be calling in this year I heard
Tferg: oj mr irrevalant
Boss Hardigan: No, i just did this while standing
Bud Fox: #draftthephoenix
Mr Marbles: McConaughey
Boss Hardigan: to go against dobby aka kaepernick
Mr Marbles: Chris Corey was a slam dunk pick. One hit wonder
The Executive Director: Best of luck this season

 

08.28.2016

Welcome to the 2016 FMFL Season

by The Executive Director

Welcome to the 10th season of the Funny Money Football League!