Week 4 Lines
Reminder: Picks must be in by Saturday at midnight in order to be considered on time.
The Top Ten: Week 4
Commentary: Apparently the recession ended, but not in the Funny Money Football League. Many franchises hemorrhaged cash in Week 3, but there were a few bright spots as well. Larisa Oleynik was the first to use her Wild Card bet this year, winning it but only netting $600 for the week. Larisa still is a little behind the pack, but made up some ground. A few squads also won $500 this week. But the long and short of it is that in two divisions $100 is leading, and in one division no one is in the positive. The first week with byes is here, so maybe that will be less games for franchises to wager incorrectly on.
(current total; last week’s ranking)
1. Mr. Marbles ($700, 1)
At least someone is doing relatively well. Mr. Marbles won another $300 and kept his lead in the South.
2. Yaz ($400, 5)
Yaz won $500 for the second straight week and is second overall, but is also second in the South. He’ll keep Mr. Marbles on his toes for the foreseeable future.
3. Mr. DeBlasis ($100, 10)
DeBlasis looked to be going conservative by betting five teams last week. But only a Monday night loss by Green Bay kept him from going 5-for-5. He now leads the East.
4. Karl Farbman ($100, 2)
Farbman dropped $100 and is now percentage points behind DeBlasis for the lead in the East.
5. Babe ($100, 3)
Babe split his bets and increased his lead in the North, with the rest of the teams struggling. Same as it was last week, he has a real chance to distance himself with two correct bets in Week 4.
6. Kenny Powers (-$100, NR)
Kenny makes his highest appearance to date in the Top Ten by reeling off a perfect week on the heels of two AFC North squads. Can he hang around with the big boys?
7. Boss Hardigan (-$100, NR)
And here comes the Boss! A perfect week has Hardigan with a division lead and visions of sugarplums dancing in his head.
8. Teddy KGB (-$100, NR)
Teddy squeaked out $100, but lost a bet on his hometown Rayyvens. Still, anything positive gets you into the Top Ten this year.
9. Ron Mexico (-$200, NR)
Ron is the only rookie in the Top Ten this week. Others have faded quickly, but Ron is only $100 out of the lead in the lackluster West.
10. The Phoenix (-$200, NR)
The Phoenix just won $500. You read that right. Give him a few weeks – he’ll have late bets at least twice by midseason.
OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES: The 21th Precinct; The Notorious A.B.T.
DROPPED OUT: Face; Slovy Maximus; Art Schlichter; The Notorious A.B.T.; Bayonnaise
Week 4 Standings
East
| Mr. DeBlasis | $100 |
| Karl Farbman | $100 |
| Kenny Powers | -$100 |
| The Phoenix | -$200 |
| The 21th Precinct | -$300 |
| Larisa Oleynik | -$500 |
| Bayonnaise | -$700 |
North
| Babe | $100 |
| T-Ferg | -$500 |
| The Beard of Zeus | -$500 |
| Face | -$700 |
| Kimmy Gibbler | -$700 |
| Kiko Garcia | -$900 |
| Waldo Geraldo Faldo | -$1,100 |
South
| Mr. Marbles | $700 |
| Yaz | $400 |
| Teddy KGB | -$100 |
| Art Schlichter | -$300 |
| The People’s Champ | -$500 |
| Blossom Russo | -$500 |
| Will Cover | -$900 |
West
| Boss Hardigan | -$100 |
| Ron Mexico | -$200 |
| The Notorious A.B.T. | -$300 |
| Slovy Maximus | -$400 |
| Gordon Bombay | -$700 |
| Rick Moranis | -$800 |
| Don Mattingly | -$1,100 |
Overall Leader
| Mr. Marbles | $700 |
| Yaz | $400 |
| Mr. DeBlasis | $100 |
| Karl Farbman | $100 |
| Babe | $100 |
Week 3 Picks
As I See It: Boss Hardigan
As part of a new running feature, each Friday one franchise owner will have the opportunity to write whatever they want in this space. This week’s columnist is the long suffering Boss Hardigan. Big Boss, take it away….
Maybe after two weeks I don’t quite see it, or get it. You know what I’m talking about right? Well, if you are one of those two profitable teams in the top 93rd percentile of franchises in FMFL after two weeks I assume they see “it” or get “it.” The other 25 franchises are left scraping up loose change and borrowing out of debt to make this week’s bets. Those teams need to re-focus and perhaps revise their strategies before digging themselves too deep of a hole they cannot climb out of.
I am more or less, referring to those Vegas lines, odds, or spreads. How do they seem to get to a majority of gamblers/suckers every week? Who makes the spreads? More importantly, how are they almost always spot on? Almost every franchise fell victim to a Vegas trap game last week.
Those games included underdogs such as Detroit, Chicago, St. Louis, SF, and KC all covering in Week 2. Many choosing the favorite thinking for example, “No way Detroit even comes close to covering against Philly.” Those silly covers, as I call them, can put the blame on other factors such as broken or demolished furniture, accelerated hair loss, and alcoholism.
As I see it, the human thought process tends to lean towards picking favorites, giving them the benefit of the doubt assuming they are the better team and can more easily cover than the underdog getting points. Take a look at last week’s outcomes as the underdogs won eight games against the spread and favorites won seven, with one push.
My theories are pretty much ass-backwards to start this season, as I used to think that it is best to take advantage of Vegas early on in the season. Thinking that they are working with the same information we are. The odds early on this season haven’t been large, yet some dogs that most of us are picking to lose are deciding that they want to win against the spread. Vegas is clearly on the ball to start the 2010 NFL season. How it goes from here is anyone’s guess.
One must think, though, do the early signs point to dogs continuing to cover at a high rate for the rest of the year? Who knows? But as I see it, that’s why Vegas stays in business and we keep coming back for more.
Week 3 Lines
Reminder: Bets have to be placed by Saturday night at midnight in order to be considered on time.
The Top Ten: Week 3
Commentary: Let’s take a minute and talk about the North Division. Between the seven franchises, in Week 2 the North Division collectively placed 19 bets. Three of the games were pushes. The rest were losses. That’s right. 16 losses. ZERO wins. Between seven people – no wins. That’s pretty much how Week 2 went. The FMFL continued to get hammered by Vegas. Only four franchises are $0 or above. Many franchises are in the hole – time to pull out the Wild Card bet in Week 3? Here’s the latest Top Ten from FMFL headquarters in Arlington, Virginia.
(current total; last week’s ranking)
1. Mr. Marbles ($400, 2)
Marbles only won $100 in Week 2, but created a little breathing room between him and the rest of the South.
2. Karl Farbman ($200, 7)
Farbman also only squeaked out $100, but now has a $400 lead on the rest of the East.
3. Babe ($0, 1)
$500 up in Week 1, $500 down in Week 2. The good news for Babe is that if there was a week to lose all your bets, this was the one. However, if he could have split his bets, he’d have a huge lead on the pack in the South.
4. Slovy Maximus (-$100, 10)
Slovy leapfrogged another franchise to take the lead in the West. The rest of the division is nipping at his heels, but he’s the clubhouse leader.
5. Yaz (-$100, 5)
Yaz was the only franchise to win $500 in Week 2. He’s still not back to square one because of his dismal start to the season, but he’s right back in the mix.
6. Face (-$200, 3)
Face was one of the North franchises to push a game last week, meaning he actually gained on the rest of the division.
7. The Notorious A.B.T. (-$200, 4)
Four bets, four losses. A.B.T. might not be ready to hang with the big boys on the leaderboard.
8. Art Schlichter (-$200, NR)
Art’s hanging around and needs a solid week to stand out in a crowded South division.
9. Bayonnaise (-$200, NR)
Another player flying under the radar, the ‘Naise was 2-1 in Week 2, so it looks like he is on the right track. Now it just might be a matter of putting together a few bets in Week 3.
10. Mr. DeBlasis (-$200, NR)
DeBlasis went $300-$100-$100 on his three bets and won the big one. Sadly, just winning your big bet will get you on the Top Ten after Week 2.
OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES: Teddy KGB; Ron Mexico; Waldo Geraldo Faldo
DROPPED OUT: The People’s Champ; Blossom Russo; Will Cover
Week 3 Standings
East
| Karl Farbman | $200 |
| Bayonnaise | -$200 |
| Mr. DeBlasis | -$200 |
| The 21th Precinct | -$400 |
| Kenny Powers | -$600 |
| The Phoenix | -$700 |
| Larisa Oleynik | -$1,100 |
North
| Babe | $0 |
| Face | -$200 |
| Kiko Garcia | -$400 |
| T-Ferg | -$400 |
| Waldo Geraldo Faldo | -$600 |
| The Beard of Zeus | -$600 |
| Kimmy Gibbler | -$800 |
South
| Mr. Marbles | $400 |
| Yaz | -$100 |
| Teddy KGB | -$200 |
| Art Schlichter | -$200 |
| The People’s Champ | -$400 |
| Will Cover | -$400 |
| Blossom Russo | -$400 |
West
| Slovy Maximus | -$100 |
| The Notorious A.B.T. | -$200 |
| Ron Mexico | -$300 |
| Gordon Bombay | -$600 |
| Boss Hardigan | -$600 |
| Rick Moranis | -$700 |
| Don Mattingly | -$800 |
Overall Leader
| Mr. Marbles | $400 |
| Karl Farbman | $200 |
| Babe | $0 |
| Slovy Maximus | -$100 |
| Yaz | -$100 |
Week 2 Picks
As I See It: Waldo Geraldo Faldo
As part of a new running feature, each Friday one franchise owner will have the opportunity to write whatever they want in this space. This week’s columnist is Eddie Winslow’s right hand man – Waldo Geraldo Faldo. Waldo, take it away….
As I see it there are few certainties in the world of football, gambling, and Funny Money as can be noted by:
1.) San Francisco’s crushing defeat to the Seahawks. This game particularly had its way with me since I lost $200 in FM (I am not the only one who had the wool pulled over their eyes on this one).
2.) In the world of fantasy football nobody could have seen the huge issues that occurred during Week 1. Ryan Grant out for the season. Frank Gore getting only seven carries (once again, San Fran thank you for your help in my leagues). Arian Foster playing out of his mind.
3.) One certainty that was kept alive however was the fact that the Lions still can not win on the road. This might have been the most soul crushing thing I have witnessed, since watching a NBA player crush the souls of all of his witnesses. I am not here to rant about whether or not the call or rule was correct. I leave all rants about football moves that occur on the football field in the National Football League to Rick Moranis. I simply feel bad for the Lions and the Lions faithful.
4.) Speaking of Rick Moranis, I did however find one certainty it the world. Rick Moranis has come back to his original form and is now back in the dungeons of FM. There is no other place that Rick Moranis would rather be (Except maybe French Lick, Indiana).
5.) One other certainty that I know of but have yet to prove is that YAZ will not repeat his pedantic performance of this week. YAZ has let down both the baseball player and birth control system from which the name was derived.
