2025 Divisions
East Division
Babe*
Biff Tannen
Judge Smails
Karl Farbman
OJ
Prop Joe**
Tapkas McGuiness**
The Beard of Zeus
North Division
Bud Fox
Donnie Jeffcoat
Karl Hungus*
Lee Iacocca**
Neon Boudeaux
Rick Moranis
The Big Hurt
Thine
South Division
Blossom Russo
Chalky Studebaker
Kenny Powers
Larisa Oleynik
Mr. Marbles
Mitch Conner**
Roy Donk**
Shecky*
West Division
Boss Hardigan
Chris B. Corey
T-Ferg
Ted DiBiase**
The Notorious ABT
The People’s Champ
Tony Montana
Yaz
*2024 Division Winner
**Expansion Franchise
Divisional Draft Chat
The following is an edited transcript from this year’s divisional draft, which was held on August 24, 2025.
The Executive Director: Welcome to the 2025 Funny Money Football League Division Draft; this is a snake draft with the order from regular season finish last year: 1. Shecky, 2. Babe, 3. Karl Hungus, 4. Chris B. Corey. We’ll draft reverse in the next round and go until all franchises have been taken.
The Executive Director: Shecky you are up with the first pick
Shecky: I’m honored to make the 1st pick….after having been made the 1st pick last year…Blossom Russo
The Executive Director: Great pick – Babe over to you
Babe: I’ll take the new guys with questionable betting histories, Tapkas McGuiness
The Executive Director: Excellent – over to Hungus
Karl Hungus: I’m ready to work with the unions. Lee Iacocca
The Executive Director: To Chris B Corey for two picks
Chris B Corey: Notorious ABT and The People’s Champ
The Executive Director: Back to Hungus
Karl Hungus: The Big Hurt is ready to get hurt again. TBH please.
The Executive Director: To Babe
Babe: Prop Joe
The Executive Director: Another newcomer off the board
The Executive Director: Shecky for two picks
Shecky: Two rookies…Roy Donk & Mitch Conner…unless they are secret bookies
The Executive Director: Back to Babe
Babe: Smails
The Executive Director: Over to Hungus
Karl Hungus: His relevancy himself, Neon Boudeaux.
The Executive Director: To CBC for two
Chris B Corey: Yaz and Ted DiBiase
The Executive Director: Two ends of the experience spectrum
The Executive Director: Back to Hungus
Karl Hungus: I’m counting on Thine to have many fines this year. Thine.
The Executive Director: Over to Babe
Babe: The Beard
The Executive Director: Back to Shecky for two
Shecky: Kenny Powers & Chalky Studebaker
The Executive Director: Two handsome devils
The Executive Director: Back to Babe
Babe: Is OJ available?
The Executive Director: He is and he’s yours
The Executive Director: Over to Hungus
Karl Hungus: I was going to take OJ. Rats. Rick Moranis
The Executive Director: Rick goes to Hungus
The Executive Director: Chris B Corey for two
Chris B Corey: Tony and T-Ferg
The Executive Director: Thanks CBC back to Hungus
Karl Hungus: Donnie Jeffcoat,
The Executive Director: Back to Babe
Babe: Who is left?
The Executive Director: Biff Tannen, Boss Hardigan, Bud Fox, Karl Farbman, Larisa Oleynik, Mr. Marbles
Chris B Corey: If you take Karl, does that mean it’s only 1 team or do the shadow teams count too?
The Executive Director: Don’t believe CBC; he’s trying to control the mainstream media
Babe: I’ll take Biff
The Executive Director: Shecky for his final two picks
Shecky: I’ll take Larisa Oleynik & Mr. Marbles
The Executive Director: Back to Babe; Boss Hardigan, Bud Fox, and Karl Farbman left
Karl Hungus: I was really hoping this would be a phone call so I could properly meet Shecky.
Babe: I’ll take the main ED shell account. Farbman
The Executive Director: Back to Hungus; Boss or Bud
Shecky: Shecky is a very private man, currently in a federal prison in New Mexico. No visitors allowed.
Karl Hungus: Gotta go with Bud. Sorry Hardigan
The Executive Director: And that leaves Boss Hardigan to Chris B Corey
Karl Hungus: New Mexico has tremendous food.
The Executive Director: Draft complete; any parting words
Chris B Corey: Giddy up
Karl Hungus: Thank you, see you all on the other side. All the best. Go Bills
Chris B Corey: Good luck gents
Shecky: Has anyone won the league 2 years in a row?
The Executive Director: Thanks all
Welcome to the 2025 Season!
Welcome to the 19th season of the Funny Money Football League!
