2018 FMFL Divisions
Below are the 2018 FMFL divisions, as chosen by the 2017 division winners:
East Division
Bud Fox
Judge Smails
Karl Farbman
Mr. Marbles
Patrick Bateman*
Shecky
The Beard of Zeus
The People’s Champ
North Division
Blossom Russo
Chalky Studebaker
Dr. Oge
Gordon Bombay
Kimmy Gibbler*
Larisa Oleynik
OJ
T-Ferg
South Division
Boss Hardigan
Donnie Jeffcoat
Face
Neon Boudeaux*
Rick Moranis
Thine
Waldo Geraldo Faldo
Yaz
West Division
Babe
Bayonnaise
Chris B. Corey
Don Mattingly
Kenny Powers*
Kiko Garcia
The Big Hurt
The Notorious ABT
*Denotes defending champion of division
2018 Divisional Draft Chat Recap
The following is an edited transcript from this year’s divisional draft, which was held on August 26, 2018.
The Executive Director: Welcome to the 2018 FMFL Draft
The Executive Director: Alright since three of four are here and we’ve waited 15 minutes we’ll get started – this is a snake draft – the order is Patrick Bateman, Kimmy Gibbler, Neon Boudeaux, and then Kenny Powers
The Executive Director: The second round reverses with Kenny picking first
The Executive Director: I’ll select for Kimmy Gibbler using last year’s list choosing the worst available franchise
The Executive Director: Patrick Bateman is on the clock
Neon Boudeaux: Ok!
Patrick Bateman: Sounds good, I’ll take Mr. Marbles
The Executive Director: Kimmy will take Blossom Russo; on to Neon
The Executive Director: Neon is up
Neon Boudeaux: I will take THINE
The Executive Director: Sounds good – Kenny Powers for two picks
Kenny Powers: The Big Hurt and The Notorious ABT
The Executive Director: Back to Neon for one
Neon Boudeaux: Waldo
The Executive Director: Kimmy will take OJ; now to Patrick Bateman for two
Patrick Bateman: Bud Fox and Karl Farbman
Neon Boudeaux: Oh boy
The Executive Director: Just building a division with the most handsome franchises owners; solid strategy
Kenny Powers: not the farbman…
Patrick Bateman: Haha..
The Executive Director: Kimmy takes Chalky Studebaker
The Executive Director: Neon is up
Neon Boudeaux: Sweet hair…. i select….
Neon Boudeaux: Rick Moranis
The Executive Director: Wow. Over to Kenny for two
Neon Boudeaux: I like to compete
Kenny Powers: Chris B. Corey AND Don Mattingly
The Executive Director: Excellent – back to Neon
Neon Boudeaux: Yaz
The Executive Director: Kimmy takes Gordon Bombay
The Executive Director: Back to Patrick for two
Patrick Bateman: The People’s Champ & Judge Smails
The Executive Director: Great. Kimmy takes T-Ferg
The Executive Director: Neon is up
Neon Boudeaux: Face
Kenny Powers: Babe and Bayonnaise
The Executive Director: Back to Neon
Neon Boudeaux: Boss Hardigan
(Kimmy Gibbler arrives….)
The Executive Director: Kimmy, welcome – you can make your last two selections (I’ve autodrafted the rest for you from the worst players from last season)
The Executive Director: You are actually up, here’s who is left: Dr. Oge, The Beard of Zeus, Larisa Olenyik, Donnie Jeffcoat, Kiko Garcia, and Shecky
Kimmy Gibbler: Give me Oge
The Executive Director: Oge is the pick – Patrick Bateman for two picks
Patrick Bateman: Shecky & Beard of Zeus
Kimmy Gibbler: Larisa
The Executive Director: On to Neon; Donnie and Kiko are all that’s left
Neon Boudeaux: Donnie
The Executive Director: That leave’s last year’s champion, Kiko Garcia to Kenny Powers
The Executive Director: Thanks all for joining and good luck this season
Neon Boudeaux: Bonne chance
Patrick Bateman: Thanks ED, good luck fellas
Kenny Powers: Thanks. Good luck gents.
Welcome to the 2018 Season!
Welcome to the 12th season of the Funny Money Football League!
