Divisional Draft Chat
The following is an edited transcript from this year’s divisional draft, which was held on August 30, 2026. Roy Donk was not in attendance, so his selections were autodrafted.
The Executive Director: Welcome to the 2026 FMFL Draft. Snake format with round one in order of Roy Donk, Yaz, Tapkas McGuinness, and The Big Hurt. Round two will be the reverse. With Roy Donk not in attendance, he will autodraft from the bottom of last year’s overall standings.
The Executive Director: With the first pick, Roy Donk takes Karl Farbman
The Executive Director: Yaz is up
Yaz: OJ
The Executive Director: Up to Tapkas for his first pick
Tapkas McGuinness: Babe
The Executive Director: Now to The Big Hurt for two picks
The Big Hurt: Lee Iacocca first
The Big Hurt: then Judge Smails
The Executive Director: Excellent – back to Tapkas
Tapkas McGuinness: The People’s Champ
Yaz: Mr. Marbles
The Executive Director: That gives Roy Donk – Shecky and Karl Hungus
The Executive Director: Back to Yaz
Yaz: Chris B. Corey
The Executive Director: Over to Tapkas
Tapkas McGuinness: The Notorious ABT
The Executive Director: Nice – over to TBH for two
The Big Hurt: Boss Hardigan and Rick Moranis
The Executive Director: Back to Tapkas
Tapkas McGuinness: Thine
The Executive Director: Now it’s Yaz’s turn
Yaz: Neon
The Executive Director: It goes over to Roy Donk
The Executive Director: He takes Prop Joe and Kenny Powers
The Executive Director: Back to Yaz
Yaz: The Beard
The Executive Director: To Tapkas
Tapkas McGuinness: Donnie Jeffcoat
The Executive Director: Got it – TBH for two picks
The Big Hurt: Tony Montana and Ted Dibiase
The Executive Director: Two stellar picks
The Executive Director: Back to Tapkas
Tapkas McGuinness: Blossom Russo
The Executive Director: Over to Yaz
Yaz: Bud Fox
The Executive Director: That goes over to Roy for his last two picks
The Executive Director: He takes Chalky Studebaker and T-Ferg
The Executive Director: Yaz is up – Mitch Conner, Biff Tannen, and Larisa Oleynik are left
Yaz: Larisa
The Executive Director: Yaz takes the defending champ
Tapkas McGuinness: Mitch
The Executive Director: That leaves The Big Hurt with Biff Tannen
The Big Hurt: God dammit
The Executive Director: Thanks all – any parting words?
The Big Hurt: Good luck all, and NEON SUX!
Tapkas McGuinness: Don’t forget to flip your mattress!
Yaz: As they told Axel Freed, the bookie doesn’t pay off on halftime scores
