Week 6 Standings
Week 6 Standings
East
Babe$600
Blossom Russo$300
The Phoenix-$400
Bummy-$500
The Beard of Zeus-$1,300
North
Gordon Bombay$1,700
Thunder Lips$1,000
Teddy KGB$900
Mr. Marbles$300
Chris B. Corey-$600
South
Kimmy Gibbler$1,400
Bayonnaise$1,300
The People’s Champ$1,100
Rick Moranis-$500
Mr. DeBlasis-$500
West
Boss Hardigan$1,500
Karl Farbman$1,200
The 21th Precinct$100
Brian Piccolo$100
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$0
Overall Leaderboard
1. Gordon Bombay$1,700
2. Boss Hardigan$1,500
3. Bayonnaise$1,300
4. Karl Farbman$1,200
5. The People’s Champ$1,100
Wild Card Standings
1. Bayonnaise$1,300
2. Karl Farbman$1,200
3. The People’s Champ$1,100
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4. Thunder Lips$1,000
5. Teddy KGB$900
6. Mr. Marbles$300
Week 5 Lines
Week 5 Lines
SUNDAY
Chicago (-3.5)
Detroit
San Diego (-6.5)
Miami
Atlanta
Green Bay (-7.5)
Seattle
NY Giants (-7.5)
Tennessee (-3)
Baltimore
Indianapolis (-3)
Houston
Kansas City
Carolina (-10)
Washington
Philadelphia (-5.5)
Tampa Bay
Denver (-3)
Cincinnati
Dallas (-13.5)
Buffalo
Arizona (-1)
New England (-3)
San Fran
Pittsburgh
Jacksonville (-4)
MONDAY
Minnesota
New Orleans (-3.5)
Open: Cleveland, Oakland, St. Louis, NY Jets
Week 5 Power Rankings
Funny Money Power Rankings – Week 5
The league feasted on the Vegas lines in Week 5: Seven franchises won $500, and for the first time this season no team lost $500. Thus, the Power Rankings only shifted slightly this week, but the divisional races are heating up. And as the weeks pass, the wild card bets (sans Chris B. Corey) remain on the shelf. Who will pull the trigger first? Also, if last season was any guide, a week of feasting for the league usually was shortly followed by a week of famine.
Here are your updated power rankings:
Biggest rise: Teddy KGB: was 14, now 9; The Phoenix: was 19, now 14
Biggest drop: Boss Hardigan: was 3, now 6; Brian Piccolo: was 10, now 13; The 21th Precinct: was 12, now 15
(Last week’s rank; Current total)
1. The People’s Champ (1; $1,400)
His perfect season came to an end, but only lost $100. Don’t look now, but the league is nipping at his heels….
2. Gordon Bombay (2; $1.400)
Bombay continues to rise – could he take over in Week 5?
3. Kimmy Gibbler (5; $1,200)
I never thought I’d say this: Kimmy Gibbler is hot. Not the sitcom character, though. The Funny Money franchise. Another perfect week put her in prime position.
4. Thunder Lips (7; $1,000)
The much-talked about “system” works again. Four games bet, four wins. You don’t want to mess with the Thunder Lips right now.
5. Mr. Marbles (4; $800)
Hanging around, for now, but has to deal with both Bombay and Thunder in his division.
6. Boss Hardigan (3; $1,000)
Another week comes, another week goes with Hardigan making a slight increase. He’s still looking for momentum.
7. Karl Farbman (6; $700)
Keeps pace with Hardigan, but still hasn’t done much since a $500 Week 1.
8. Bayonnaise (8; $700)
The roller coaster ride continues – Bayonnaise wins $500 and gets back into the playoff picture.
9. Teddy KGB (14; $400)
Speaking of ups and downs, KGB rebounds from a few bad weeks to get back on the positive side of the chip count.
10. Waldo Geraldo Faldo (9; $400)
Don’t count him out in the West. Also, don’t eat his onion rings.
11. Blossom Russo (13; $200)
In my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine. Blossom takes over first in the East!
12. Babe (11; $200)
Oh Babe, you lead in the East is gone.
13. Brian Piccolo (10; $0)
After four weeks, he’s back to square one. Wild card time?
14. The Phoenix (19; -$200)
When he makes his bets on time, the Phoenix is hard to beat. But so far, he’s only done that half the time.
15. The 21th Precinct (12; $-200)
Falling behind out West.
16. Chris B. Corey (20; -$500)
Is Chris back? A $500 week has him inching back closer to even money. He needs another big week before any one else starts to notice him and his Prada handbag.
17. Mr. DeBlasis (15; $-400)
Went into his shell and bet a five-teamer. I smell a wild card bet in Week 5.
18. Bummy (16; -$600)
When the Phoenix passes you in the standings, you know you’re on the wrong track.
19. Rick Moranis (17; -$800)
Step by step, Moranis might be the most dangerous cellar dweller in the league.
20. The Beard of Zeus (18; -$1,000)
Has proven nothing so far this year, other than he needs to “lock it up.”
Week 5 Standings
Week 5 Standings
East
Blossom Russo$200
Babe$200
The Phoenix-$200
Bummy-$600
The Beard of Zeus-$1,000
North
Gordon Bombay$1,400
Thunder Lips$1,000
Mr. Marbles$800
Teddy KGB$400
Chris B. Corey-$500
South
The People’s Champ$1,400
Kimmy Gibbler$1,200
Bayonnaise$700
Mr. DeBlasis-$400
Rick Moranis-$800
West
Boss Hardigan$1,000
Karl Farbman$700
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$400
Brian Piccolo$0
The 21th Precinct-$200
Overall Leaderboard
1. The People’s Champ$1,400
2. Gordon Bombay$1,400
3. Kimmy Gibbler$1,200
4. Thunder Lips$1,000
5. Boss Hardigan$1,000
Week 4 Lines
Week 4 Lines
SUNDAY
Arizona
NY Jets (-2)
Minnesota
Tennessee (-3)
Denver (-9)
Kansas City
San Francisco
New Orleans (-5.5)
Atlanta
Carolina (-7)
Cleveland
Cincinnati (-3.5)
Green Bay
Tampa Bay (-1.5)
Houston
Jacksonville (-9)
Buffalo (-8)
St. Louis
San Diego (-7)
Oakland
Washington
Dallas (-11)
Philadelphia (-3)
Chicago
MONDAY
Pittsburgh (-7)
Baltimore
Open: Detroit, Indianapolis, Miami, Seattle, New England, NY Giants
Week 4 Power Rankings
Funny Money Power Rankings – Week 4
Both the #1 and #2 teams in the rankings this week continued their winning ways. For the most part the rest of the league hovered around the Equator in Week 3. A few exceptions were a rise by Gibbler and a fall by Babe and Mr. DeBlasis.
Here are your updated power rankings:
Biggest rise: Kimmy Gibbler: was 11, now 5
Biggest drop: Babe: was 6, now 11
(Last week’s rank; Current total)
1. The People’s Champ (1; $1,500)
DiMaggio’s hit streak. The Miami Dolphins’ undefeated season. Hall & Oates’ string of #1 hits. The Champ’s flawless season after three weeks is drawing comparisons to other great feats of perfection.
2. Gordon Bombay (2; $1.300)
Bombay wins $500 for the second week in a row and keeps the overall lead in his sights.
3. Boss Hardigan (3; $900)
Only gained $100 last week, but still the Boss of the West.
4. Mr. Marbles (5; $700)
Marbles stayed closed to Bombay and rumor has it that his secret is drinking a bottle of Ten High prior to making his picks each week.
5. Kimmy Gibbler (11; $700)
And Gibbler is alive and well! A perfect week has him cracking into the Top 5.
6. Karl Farbman (4; $600)
Another average week after coming out the gate strong. Farbman must design a winning week soon if he wants to catch the Boss before he gets too far away.
7. Thunder Lips (7; $500)
Does his system work? Another four teamer – and three correct picks. But Bombay is pulling away….
8. Bayonnaise (8; $200)
After a big Week 2, the ‘Naise returned to bland form.
9. Waldo Geraldo Faldo (10; $300)
Waldo survived a mediocre week in the West, but can look back at this week as one where he could have gained ground.
10. Brian Piccolo (14; $100)
Piccolo is still breathing, but just barely. Could go either way.
11. Babe (6; $100)
Babe lost $500, but still leads the East. Could a negative total win the division?
12. The 21th Precinct (13; $-100)
Mediocrity won’t win the west, but there’s still a lot of season left and the Precinct is within relative striking distance.
13. Blossom Russo (9; $-300)
Sunk down in total but not in the rankings in the East.
14. Teddy KGB (12; $-100)
No splashing the pot this week: after a big Week 1, Teddy has lost steam.
15. Mr. DeBlasis (15; $-500)
Oh, Mr. DeBlasis, you lost all your bets and fell way behind the league leader. Time to pull out the wild card bet?
16. Bummy (17; -$500)
Tardy picks and bad bets make Bummy a dull boy.
17. Rick Moranis (20; -$900)
Moranis might need the help of Dr. Peter Venkman this week to continue to rise up the Power Rankings.
18. The Beard of Zeus (18; -$900)
Got off the proverbial schnide by winning a game! Things are really starting to snowball for the god.
19. The Phoenix (16; -$700)
No picks this week. The Phoenix has descended.
20. Chris B. Corey (19; -$1,000)
Down so low, winning a meager $100 isn’t going to cut the mustard.
Week 4 Standings
Week 4 Standings
East
Babe$100
Blossom Russo-$300
Bummy-$500
The Phoenix-$700
The Beard of Zeus-$900
North
Gordon Bombay$1,300
Mr. Marbles$700
Thunder Lips$500
Teddy KGB-$100
Chris B. Corey-$1,000
South
The People’s Champ$1,500
Kimmy Gibbler$700
Bayonnaise$200
Mr. DeBlasis-$500
Rick Moranis-$900
West
Boss Hardigan$900
Karl Farbman$600
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$300
Brian Piccolo$100
The 21th Precinct-$100
Overall Leaderboard
1. The People’s Champ $1,500
2. Gordon Bombay$1,300
3. Kimmy Gibbler$700
3. Mr. Marbles$700
5. Karl Farbman$600
Week 3 Lines
Week 3 Lines
SUNDAY
Kansas City
Atlanta (-5.5)
Oakland
Buffalo (-9.5)
Houston
Tennessee (-4.5)
Cincinnati
NY Giants (-13.5)
Arizona
Washington (-3)
Miami
New England (-12.5)
Tampa Bay
Chicago (-3)
Carolina
Minnesota (-3.5)
St. Louis
Seattle (-9.5)
Detroit
San Fran (-4)
New Orleans
Denver (-5.5)
Pittsburgh
Philadelphia (-3)
Jacksonville
Indianapolis (-5)
Cleveland
Baltimore (-2.5)
Dallas (-3)
Green Bay
MONDAY
NY Jets
San Diego (-9)
Week 3 Power Rankings
Funny Money Power Rankings – Week 3
The majority of the franchises held their collective breath as Green Bay and Detroit squared off in a thriller. Thirteen teams bet the Packers to see them go up by 21, then lose the lead, then score 24 straight in the 4th quarter. Many franchises saw their week saved by the Packers defense. Chris B. Corey, who lives his life just like his tattoo says: “Get Rich or Die Tryin,” lost his Wild Card bet, an $800 wager on the Bungles. I guess he died tryin. A few lucky teams won $500 this week, as the cream starts to rise to the top in each division.
Here are your updated power rankings:
Biggest rise: Bayonnaise: was 16, now 8
Biggest drop: Teddy KGB: was 3, now 12
(Last week’s rank; Current total)
1. The People’s Champ (1; $1,000)
So glamourous, so glamourous, glamourous, oh the flossy flossy. The People’s Champ stays perfect on the season.
2. Gordon Bombay (4; $800)
The Minnesota Miracle Man rises up and wins $500, putting him in a familiar spot on the top tier of the league.
3. Boss Hardigan (5; $800)
Newcomer Boss wins $500 as well, proving he can swim with the big fish, even though he is wearing a terrible speedo.
4. Karl Farbman (2; $500)
A win, a loss, and a push aren’t going to get it done for Farbman. He could be moving on down if he doesn’t take care of business.
5. Mr. Marbles (7; $600)
Mr. Marbles, who moonlights as the lead singer of the hit Cleveland area band “The Qdoba Boys,” inched his way further towards the lead this week.
6. Babe (10; $600)
Babe proved in Week 2 that even absolute busts deserve a second chance. A perfect week has him leading the East.
7. Thunder Lips (12; $400)
Another rookie that is making a name for himself early on. Thunder Lips has bet on a league high nine games thus far, but has won six of them. Good show.
8. Bayonnaise (16; $300)
You can’t 86 the Bayonnaise on a delicious Week 2. Bayo won $500 and put himself in the thick of things after a lackluster opening week.
9. Blossom Russo (14; $200)
Blossom rises slightly and needs to capitalize on the momentum she built in Week 2.
10. Waldo Geraldo Faldo (6; $200)
Waldo dropped down four spots, just as “Family Matters” did when “Dinosaurs!” led off the TGIF lineup.
11. Kimmy Gibbler (11; $200)
Medium. Medium. Medium.
12. Teddy KGB (3; $0)
Week 1: Two for two. Week 2: Zero for two. Too bad he didn’t consult his baby’s mama first before betting.
13. The 21th Precinct (13; $0)
Don’t look now, but the 21th is falling behind in the West – no teams are in the negative.
14. Brian Piccolo (8; $200)
Hasn’t shown much in the first two weeks, but could go on a run in Week 3.
15. Mr. DeBlasis (9; $0)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
16. The Phoenix (18; -$100)
Got back on track by winning $100 on the week.
17. Bummy (17; -$300)
Poor showing so far. And to think they used to call Bummy “The Executor.”
18. The Beard of Zeus (19; -$1,000)
The Curse of the Kudler has struck. No correct bets thus far.
19. Chris B. Corey (15; -$1,100)
Lost his Wild Card bet, but salvaged a little bit on the Indy comeback. There are still 15 weeks left, but already it looks unlikely that Chris will be in the playoffs.
20. Rick Moranis (20; -$1,000)
Didn’t make his picks. At all. Lost $600. Here’s shovel, can you dig it fool?
Week 3 Standings
Week 3 Standings
East
Babe$600
Blossom Russo$200
The Phoenix-$100
Bummy-$300
The Beard of Zeus-$1,000
North
Gordon Bombay$800
Mr. Marbles$600
Thunder Lips$400
Teddy KGB$0
Chris B. Corey-$1,100
South
The People’s Champ$1,000
Bayonnaise$300
Kimmy Gibbler$200
Mr. DeBlasis$0
Rick Moranis-$1,000
West
Boss Hardigan$800
Karl Farbman$500
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$200
Brian Piccolo$200
The 21th Precinct$0
Overall Leaderboard
1. The People’s Champ $1,000
T-2. Gordon Bombay$800
T-2. Boss Hardigan$800
T-4. Babe$600
T-4. Mr. Marbles$600
