2013 Divisional Draft Chat
The following is a transcript from the Divisional Draft, which took place on August 25.
The Executive Director: Welcome everyone
The Executive Director: We will give Gordon until 7:35 before we get started
The Executive Director: Okay, no word from Gordon so we’ll get going
The Executive Director: Order is 1. Bayonnaise 2. Face 3. Gordon 4. Will; then the reverse in the next round
Face: So who picks for him?
The Executive Director: This has happened in the past, we’ll skip him until he joins; if he doesn’t join, he gets the leftovers after you guys pick your divisions
Bayonnaise: Got it.
The Executive Director: Bayonnaise, you’re up with the first pick
Bayonnaise: Well he’s a good man, and even better to have in my division..I’ll take The Phoenix
The Executive Director: Face, up to you
Face: Kenny Powers
The Executive Director: Will, two in a row for you
Will Cover: Rick Moranis
Will Cover: and no no notorious ABT
The Executive Director: Well done – Rick is always a first rounder
The Executive Director: Face – you’re up
Face: Bad karma. Teddy KGB
The Executive Director: Naise for two in a row
Bayonnaise: I’ll take The Hurt
The Executive Director: And…
Bayonnaise: and Boss Hardigan
The Executive Director: Back to you Face
Face: T-Ferg
The Executive Director: Roger that – Will Cover for two picks
Will Cover: I’ll take America’s sweetheart Kimmy
The Executive Director: Gibbler off the board
Bayonnaise: Ah I’ve always wanted Kimmy
The Executive Director: And your other pick?
Will Cover: Kiko
The Executive Director: Kiko and Kimmy are gone – Face back to you
Face: People’s Champ
The Executive Director: Ooh the two-time champ, Back to Bayonnaise for two
Bayonnaise: Don Mattingly, hoping for lots of dissention in the ranks here
Bayonnaise: and Art Schlichter
The Executive Director: Face back to you
Face: Waldo Geraldo Faldo
The Executive Director: Got it – Will for your final two selections
Will Cover: Babe
Will Cover: 21th precinct
The Executive Director: Face your final pick
Face: Beard
The Executive Director: And Bayonnaise, your last selection
Bayonnaise: Is Bummy available?
The Executive Director: He’s been out of the league for years
Bayonnaise: I’ll take Marbles
The Executive Director: Got it – that leaves Gordon Bombay with: Blossom Russo; Bud Fox; Karl Farbman; Larisa Oleynik; Ron Mexico; Yaz
Face: Black and blue division
Will Cover: brutal division
The Executive Director: The draft is complete – any final words/trash talk?
Face: Nickolai Volkoff remembers
The Executive Director: Thanks all for participating – until we meet again….
Face: Thanks Dolph
Bayonnaise: It’s been a pleasure fellas
Will Cover: See you degenerates later
Welcome to the 2013 FMFL Season
Gentlemen – Welcome to the seventh season of the Funny Money Football League.
The Divisional Draft will be held on Sunday, August 25, and the results will be posted shortly after. More to come next week.
Final Results
Congratulations to Bayonnaise for winning the 2012 FMFL title!
First Place: Bayonnaise
Second Place: The 21th Precinct
Third Place: Blossom Russo
(The total net yards for Baltimore were 367, giving Bayonnaise the win via tiebreaker)
| Bayonnaise | $1,200 |
| The 21th Precinct | $1,200 |
| Blossom Russo | $800 |
| Face | $400 |
| Bud Fox | $200 |
| Yaz | $0 |
| Will Cover | $0 |
| Gordon Bombay | -$800 |
| The Beard of Zeus | -$1,200 |
Super Bowl Scenarios
If SAN FRANCISCO covers….
| Yaz** | $1,000 |
| Will Cover** | $1,000 |
| Gordon Bombay | $200 |
| Bayonnaise | $200 |
| The 21th Precinct | $200 |
| Blossom Russo | -$200 |
| The Beard of Zeus | -$200 |
| Face | -$600 |
| Bud Fox | -$800 |
**Champion will be determined by total net yards of winning team. If total net yards are 368 or under, Yaz wins. If total net yards are 369 or over, Will Cover wins.
Third place tiebreaker: Based on the result, Gordon Bombay wins by having San Francisco as the winning team.
If BALTIMORE covers….
| Bayonnaise*** | $1,200 |
| The 21th Precinct*** | $1,200 |
| Blossom Russo | $800 |
| Face | $400 |
| Bud Fox | $200 |
| Yaz | $0 |
| Will Cover | $0 |
| Gordon Bombay | -$800 |
| The Beard of Zeus | -$1,200 |
***Champion will be determined by total net yards of winning team. If total net yards are 361 or under, The 21th Precinct wins. If total net yards are 362 or over, Bayonnaise wins.
Super Bowl Picks
Super Bowl Line
Note: Bets must be placed by Saturday night at midnight in order to be considered on time.
Super Bowl Standings
Commentary: The big winner this week was Will Cover, the only franchise to win $500. The three tied for the lead split their games, but Yaz dropped out of the lead because his bigger bet was on San Francisco. So going into the final game, Bayonnaise and The 21th Precinct are tied, with Yaz and Will Cover just $200 behind. Blossom Russo is $400 back, and will need some luck to win the championship, but has a good shot of finishing in the money. Face dropped $500 and is a long shot to win, but not out of it yet. Even Gordon Bombay and Bud Fox have a mathematical chance at winning the title.
| Bayonnaise | $700 |
| The 21th Precinct | $700 |
| Yaz | $500 |
| Will Cover | $500 |
| Blossom Russo | $300 |
| Face | -$100 |
| Gordon Bombay | -$300 |
| Bud Fox | -$300 |
| The Beard of Zeus | -$700 |
Conference Championship Scenarios
If SAN FRANCISCO and NEW ENGLAND cover…
| Face | $900 |
| Yaz | $700 |
| Bayonnaise | $500 |
| The 21th Precinct | $500 |
| Blossom Russo | $100 |
| Gordon Bombay | -$100 |
| Will Cover | -$500 |
| Bud Fox | -$500 |
| The Beard of Zeus | -$500 |
If SAN FRANCISCO and BALTIMORE cover….
| Bayonnaise | $1,100 |
| The 21th Precinct | $1,100 |
| Yaz | $1,100 |
| Blossom Russo | $700 |
| Face | $300 |
| Will Cover | -$100 |
| Gordon Bombay | -$700 |
| Bud Fox | -$900 |
| The Beard of Zeus | -$1,100 |
If ATLANTA and NEW ENGLAND cover….
| Face | $500 |
| Gordon Bombay | $300 |
| Bayonnaise | $100 |
| The 21th Precinct | $100 |
| Yaz | $100 |
| Will Cover | $100 |
| Bud Fox | $100 |
| The Beard of Zeus | -$100 |
| Blossom Russo | -$300 |
If ATLANTA and BALTIMORE cover….
| Bayonnaise | $700 |
| The 21th Precinct | $700 |
| Yaz | $500 |
| Will Cover | $500 |
| Blossom Russo | $300 |
| Face | -$100 |
| Gordon Bombay | -$300 |
| Bud Fox | -$300 |
| The Beard of Zeus | -$700 |
Conference Championship Picks
Conference Championship Lines
Note: Bets must be placed by Saturday night at midnight in order to be considered on time.
