As I See It: Waldo Geraldo Faldo
As part of a new running feature, each Friday one franchise owner will have the opportunity to write whatever they want in this space. This week’s columnist is Eddie Winslow’s right hand man – Waldo Geraldo Faldo. Waldo, take it away….
As I see it there are few certainties in the world of football, gambling, and Funny Money as can be noted by:
1.) San Francisco’s crushing defeat to the Seahawks. This game particularly had its way with me since I lost $200 in FM (I am not the only one who had the wool pulled over their eyes on this one).
2.) In the world of fantasy football nobody could have seen the huge issues that occurred during Week 1. Ryan Grant out for the season. Frank Gore getting only seven carries (once again, San Fran thank you for your help in my leagues). Arian Foster playing out of his mind.
3.) One certainty that was kept alive however was the fact that the Lions still can not win on the road. This might have been the most soul crushing thing I have witnessed, since watching a NBA player crush the souls of all of his witnesses. I am not here to rant about whether or not the call or rule was correct. I leave all rants about football moves that occur on the football field in the National Football League to Rick Moranis. I simply feel bad for the Lions and the Lions faithful.
4.) Speaking of Rick Moranis, I did however find one certainty it the world. Rick Moranis has come back to his original form and is now back in the dungeons of FM. There is no other place that Rick Moranis would rather be (Except maybe French Lick, Indiana).
5.) One other certainty that I know of but have yet to prove is that YAZ will not repeat his pedantic performance of this week. YAZ has let down both the baseball player and birth control system from which the name was derived.
