Week 13 Lines
The official Week 13 Lines are below.
Notes: You CANNOT bet on the Pittsburgh-Oakland game or the Minnesota-Arizona game. As of Wednesday, there is no line on either game (quarterback concussions).
The NY Jets-Buffalo game is a home game for Buffalo but is being played in Toronto.
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The Top Ten: Week 13
The Top Ten: Week 13
Commentary: After a ho-hum helping of Thanksgiving Day games, Sunday’s action brought out some big wins across the board. Babe hit his wild card on the Colts, and won $900 for the week ($100 late fine). He is in third, with the leaders still chugging along. 15 wild card bets remain, and only five weeks left in the season. There was a change of leadership in the South, and the pack tightened up in the West.
(current total; last week’s ranking)
1. Rick Moranis ($2,800; 1)
Moranis notched another $300 and just needs to avoid a big loss in the next few weeks in order to lock up his division.
2. Larisa Oleynik ($2,500; 2)
A perfect week for Larisa, and with the rest of the North lagging, she has a $2,500 lead with five weeks left. The division title looks to be hers, and now just the overall title remains out there.
3. Babe ($2,400; 4)
A big week for Babe, but he still has a few challengers in the division within range. He’s laid his cards on the table, and now just needs to weave his way through the last few weeks to get into the playoffs.
4. Waldo Geraldo Faldo ($1,800; 6)
A solid surge by Waldo, and just like that he is in first in the South again. Perfect week. This is shaping up to be the best race in the league this year.
5. Yaz ($1,600; 3)
Old man river once again had late bets (second week in a row), and lost $100 on the week. Without those tardy wagers, he’d be tied for the lead in the South. Instead, he’s trailing, but he still has his wild card.
6. Art Schlichter ($1,500; 10)
Art has been solid all year long and now is rising above the rest of the challengers in the North. He has already used his wild card, so he just needs to stay afloat down the stretch.
7. Bayonnaise ($1,400; 8 )
Still rising in the standings, Bayonnaise is now tied for second in the division, but does he have enough time to challenge the great Rick Moranis?
8. Bummy ($1,100; 9)
Time to pull the wild card trigger? Bummy is on the cusp of the playoffs and might need to cash in on that big bet if he still wants to make a run at the division.
9. T-Ferg ($1,400; NR)
The roller coaster ride for T-Ferg continues. He wins $500 for the week and jumps back up to second in the West
10. Don Mattingly ($1,200; 7)
Don has failed to make a move since the midseason point. Now he finds himself in fourth in the division and in danger of being forced out of the playoffs.
OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES: Mr. DeBlasis; Mr. Marbles
DROPPED OUT: Mr. Marbles
Wild Card Bet Update
Back by popular demand, below is a list of the franchises in each division that have their wild card bet still available (as of the beginning of Week 13).
EAST
Teddy KGB
The Notorious A.B.T.
NORTH
Bummy
Karl Farbman
Mr. Marbles
The 21th Precinct
SOUTH
Love Doctor
Mr. DeBlasis
Slovy Maximus
The People’s Champ
Yaz
WEST
Don Mattingly
Rick Moranis
T-Ferg
The Beard of Zeus
Week 13 Standings
Week 13 Standings
East
Larisa Oleynik$2,500
Teddy KGB$0
Gordon Bombay-$200
Brian Piccolo-$400
Boss Hardigan-$700
The Notorious A.B.T.-$900
Kimmy Gibbler-$1,400
North
Babe$2,400
Art Schlichter$1,500
Bummy$1,100
Mr. Marbles$800
Blossom Russo$0
The 21th Precinct-$300
Karl Farbman-$600
South
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$1,800
Yaz$1,600
Mr. DeBlasis$900
Slovy Maximus$400
The People’s Champ-$500
Love Doctor-$1,200
Chris B. Corey-$1,900
West
Rick Moranis$2,800
T-Ferg$1,400
Bayonnaise$1,400
Don Mattingly$1,200
The Beard of Zeus-$300
Kenny Powers-$300
The Phoenix-$800
Overall Leader
Rick Moranis$2,800
Larisa Oleynik$2,500
Babe$2,400
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$1,800
Yaz$1,600
Expanded Wild Card Standings
Yaz$1,600
Art Schlichter$1,500
T-Ferg$1,400
Bayonnaise$1,400
Don Mattingly$1,200
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Bummy$1,100
Mr. DeBlasis$900
Mr. Marbles$800
Slovy Maximus$400
Teddy KGB$0
Blossom Russo$0
Gordon Bombay-$200
The Beard of Zeus-$300
Kenny Powers-$300
The 21th Precinct-$300
Brian Piccolo-$400
The People’s Champ-$500
Karl Farbman-$600
Boss Hardigan-$700
The Phoenix-$800
The Notorious A.B.T.-$900
Love Doctor-$1,200
Kimmy Gibbler-$1,400
Chris B. Corey-$1,900
Week 12 Picks
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A lot of late picks. Chris B. Corey and The Beard of Zeus did not make picks.
Week 12 Lines
Note: There will be NO bets placed on the Pittsburgh-Baltimore game, as there is no available line as of Wednesday morning.
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The Top Ten: Week 12
The Top Ten: Week 12
Commentary: Gordon Bombay cashed in on his wild card bet, as the Colts won a close game over dem Rayyvens. He’s still way out of the playoff race, but no one is running away with anything at this point. Larisa Oleynik increased her big lead in the North, but there is still a lot to be decided in all of the other divisions. Gordon Bombay and Yaz had late bets this week, as the fine dollars continue to pile up due to the Thursday night football schedule.
(current total; last week’s ranking)
1. Rick Moranis ($2,500; 1)
Moranis got back on track with a $300 week. His division challengers are falling left and right, so it looks at if Rick can focus on the overall regular season champion down the stretch.
2. Larisa Oleynik ($2,000; 3)
Things couldn’t have been better for Larisa in Week 12. She had a perfect week and the rest of the East is slumping, giving her the biggest division lead in the league. Now second overall, Larisa can coast to a title if she avoids huge losses in the coming weeks.
3. Yaz ($1,800; 2)
Old man river fell split his picks last week, but they were late so that he stayed at $1,800 overall. Could this petty fine come back to haunt him in the end? Only time will tell.
4. Babe ($1,500; 4)
For the past few weeks, the “race” in the North has been like watching paint dry. Win or lose $100, don’t make much a move either way. Babe has done it again….
5. Mr. Marbles ($1,300; 5)
….and so has Mr. Marbles. As the weeks pass, both Babe and Mr. Marbles can look back at November as a month of almosts and missed opportunities. Both has had their chances to pull away but neither has.
6. Waldo Geraldo Faldo ($1,300; 10)
A huge week for Waldo. He won $500 and vaulted himself into playoff position. He’s still $500 off the pace in the division, but a solid Week 12 could solidify his spot in the postseason.
7. Don Mattingly ($1,100; 7)
Don dropped $100 and now is in danger of dropping down another place in the West. He’s on the cusp of the playoffs, but still has to prove he can hang with the big boys.
8. Bayonnaise ($1,100; NR)
Another solid week, and suddenly Bayonnaise is in the hunt for the playoffs. He still has some work to do in the West if he wants to make a run at the division, but so far so good.
9. Bummy ($1,200; NR)
Bummy notched a perfect week and is quietly in the mix in the North. He is in playoff position as of now and still has his wild card bet in his pocket.
10. Art Schlichter ($1,000; 8 )
Once again, Art didn’t win a lot or lose a lot. And he’s still only $500 out of the division lead, but he is in fourth place in the North. He’s already spent his wild card bet, so he’ll have to get moving up or hope for those above him to lose their big bets in the weeks to come.
OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES: T-Ferg; The Beard of Zeus; Mr. DeBlasis
DROPPED OUT: T-Ferg; Mr. DeBlasis
Week 12 Standings
Week 12 Standings
East
Larisa Oleynik$2,000
Teddy KGB$500
Boss Hardigan-$200
Gordon Bombay-$300
Brian Piccolo-$300
The Notorious A.B.T.-$900
Kimmy Gibbler-$1,500
North
Babe$1,500
Mr. Marbles$1,300
Bummy$1,200
Art Schlichter$1,000
Karl Farbman-$300
Blossom Russo-$500
The 21th Precinct-$600
South
Yaz$1,800
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$1,300
Mr. DeBlasis$400
Slovy Maximus$300
The People’s Champ$0
Chris B. Corey-$1,300
Love Doctor-$1,700
West
Rick Moranis$2,500
Don Mattingly$1,100
Bayonnaise$1,100
T-Ferg$900
The Beard of Zeus$300
Kenny Powers-$800
The Phoenix-$1,000
Overall Leader
Rick Moranis$2,500
Larisa Oleynik$2,000
Yaz$1,800
Babe$1,500
Mr. Marbles$1,300
Wild Card Standings
Mr. Marbles$1,300
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$1,300
Bummy$1,200
Don Mattingly$1,100
Bayonnaise$1,100
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Art Schlichter$1,000
T-Ferg$900
Teddy KGB$500
Mr. DeBlasis$400
Week 11 Picks
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Gordon Bombay and Yaz had late bets, and Gordon Bombay bet his wild card on the Colts.
Week 11 Lines
The San Diego – Denver game has no line and therefore cannot be bet.
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