2024 Divisional Draft Recap
The following is an edited transcript from this year’s divisional draft, which was held on August 25, 2024.
The Executive Director: Good evening gentlemen Luther Lavay: Good evening Patrick Bateman: Good evening The Executive Director: Good evening Larisa Larisa Oleynik: Hello all Luther Lavay: oh Hey The Executive Director: All division winners are present and accounted for The Executive Director: Welcome to the 2024 FMFL Divisional Draft. Congratulations on winning your division last year. This will be standard snake draft based on finish last year. Round 1 will go 1) Luther Lavay 2) Patrick Bateman 3) Larisa Oleynik 4) Rick Moranis. Round 2 will be the reverse order. We'll go until all 32 franchises have been selected. Luther Lavay you are on the clock. Luther Lavay: Karl Farbman The Executive Director: Excellent choice - Bateman is up Patrick Bateman: Mr. Marbles The Executive Director: Over to Larisa Larisa Oleynik: Blossom Russo The Executive Director: Now onto Rick for two selections Rick Moranis: Shecky aswellas Yaz The Executive Director: Old timers picks; back to Larisa Larisa Oleynik: The Phoenix The Executive Director: The Phoenix was last seen in a gym 5 years ago and is not in the league Luther Lavay: haha Larisa Oleynik: who is Yankow The Executive Director: Chris B. Corey Larisa Oleynik: yeah him The Executive Director: On to Bateman Patrick Bateman: Bud fox - lots of groupthink between he and marbles. The Executive Director: Strategic -- To Luther for two picks Luther Lavay: Yet another Karl (Hungus) and T-Ferg The Executive Director: Cornering the Karl market The Executive Director: Back to Bateman Patrick Bateman: Babe The Executive Director: To Larisa Larisa Oleynik: The Big Hurt The Executive Director: Over to Rick for two Rick Moranis: Smails aswellas Zeus The Executive Director: Back to Larisa Larisa Oleynik: The People's Champ The Executive Director: Bateman up Patrick Bateman: OJ please The Executive Director: Bateman has Orenthal James; over to Luther for two Luther Lavay: Thine and the Notorious ABT The Executive Director: Back to Bateman for the next pick Patrick Bateman: Biff Tannen The Executive Director: Bateman takes Biff. Larisa up Larisa Oleynik: Chalky Studebaker The Executive Director: To Rick for two Rick Moranis: Bayonnaise aswellas Waldo The Executive Director: Back to Larisa Larisa Oleynik: Don Mattingly The Executive Director: Bateman up Patrick Bateman: Donnie Jeffcoat The Executive Director: Luther with his last two picks Luther Lavay: Kenny and Kiko The Executive Director: That leaves Neon Boudeaux, Tony Montana and Boss Hardigan. Bateman is up Patrick Bateman: Neon Boudeaux The Executive Director: Larisa's last pick Larisa Oleynik: Tony The Executive Director: And Boss Hardigan goes to Rick The Executive Director: any parting words before the season starts? Patrick Bateman: Good luck fellas Luther Lavay: Good luck to everyone.... Rick Moranis: It’s time to get Hard. Again Larisa: Fidelio. The Executive Director: Enjoy the season!
Welcome to the 2024 Season!
Welcome to the 18th season of the Funny Money Football League!
Final Playoff Standings
Congratulations to Tony Montana on winning the 2023 Funny Money Football League title!
*Won third place via tiebreaker
Super Bowl Scenarios
*Third place tiebreaker — Chalky Studebaker wins if San Francisco wins by 3 to 7 points; Rick Moranis wins if San Francisco wins by 9 points or more. If San Francisco wins by 8, Total Net Yards will be the tiebreaker. Chalky wins if 408 or less; Rick wins if 410 or more.
**Third place tiebreaker — Don Mattingly wins if Kansas City wins by 1 to 6 points. Luther Lavay wins if Kansas City wins by 7 or more. If San Francisco wins game by 1 or 2 points, it will come down to Total Net Yards tiebreaker. Don Mattingly wins if 355 or less; Luther Lavay wins if 357 or more.
Super Bowl Picks
Super Bowl Line
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Super Bowl Standings
Recap: Tony Montana rises up to the top with a perfect week — only he and Donnie Jeffcoat won $500 over Conference Championship weekend as both underdogs covered. Biff and Donnie are $200 behind Tony, and Bud Fox is still in the mix $400 back. There’s a crowded field $800 behind that aren’t technically out of it, but will need a lot to happen to finish in the money.
Conference Championship Scenarios
Conference Championship Picks
Conference Championship Lines
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