08.30.2011

Divisional Draft Chat Wrap

by The Executive Director

The following is a summary of the divisional draft chat room:

The Executive Director: Hello Marbles

Mr. Marbles: where’s that beard

The Executive Director: alright – we’re going without the Beard

The Executive Director: he can have the leftovers

The Executive Director: The order is as follows: Karl Farbman, Mr. Marbles, Ron Mexico

The Executive Director: then back in the reverse the next round

The Executive Director: Karl Farbman – you’re up

Karl Farbman: With the first pick, I take a man who needs no introduction: The Phoenix

The Executive Director: Marbles, your pick

Mr. Marbles: that was a given 4 months ago

Mr. Marbles: Don Mattingly…tag team is not back again

The Executive Director: got it

Mr. Marbles: chill brah

The Executive Director: Ron with two picks

Mexico: Well, I honestly don’t know the real name of any person in this league besides the guy who pays me to be his friend

Mexico: so I pick the absolute worse from last year, Face and Blossom Russo

Mr. Marbles: haha blossom is not going to be happy about this

The Executive Director: Nice – Marbles, you’re up

Mr. Marbles: Rick Moranis…he’s short, he’s stocky, he wants to be a jockey

The Executive Director: Great pick

The Executive Director: Karl with two picks in a row

Karl Farbman: I’ll take the always terrible Notorious A.B.T.

Karl Farbman: and The 21th Precinct

The Executive Director: Marbles back to you

Mr. Marbles: Slovy Maximus…he is turrible….last of my bottom 5 cellars

The Executive Director: slovy is off the board – Ron to you for two picks

Mexico: Gordon Bombay

Mexico: cause I know I can beat him

Mr. Marbles: Bombay rides or dies by the Patriots

Mexico: it’s the Jets now actually

Mexico: well dependin on if he wants to get some or not

Mexico: I pick Waldo

Mexico: Geraldo

Mexico: Faldo

The Executive Director: never trust a man with three names

The Executive Director: back to you Marbles

Mr. Marbles: Boss Hardigan…let’s bring those brothers together

The Executive Director: Karl for two picks

Karl Farbman: I’ll take one guy who always falters down the stretch

Karl Farbman: Teddy KGB

Karl Farbman: And one who has always let me down

Karl Farbman: Kimmy Gibbler

The Executive Director: nice – Marbles?

Mr. Marbles: the newlywed who I already beat once this year…at pre-cana…in the soon-to-be wed game

Mr. Marbles: Will Cover

The Executive Director: Getting personal

The Executive Director: Ron for two

Mexico: shoot I was going to pick People’s Champ but I guess the kitchen got too hot for him

Mexico: I’ll take the rookie, Bud Fox

Mexico: and Art Schlichter

The Executive Director: marbles?

Mr. Marbles: 2010 was clearly a fluke, so I’ll take mr. 1918 himself

Mr. Marbles: Bayonaisse

The Executive Director: marbles takes bayonnaise

Mr. Marbles: yeah however you spell it, the kid bathes in it

The Executive Director: karl?

Karl Farbman: i’ll take, with my last selection – the people’s champ

The Executive Director: So the beard of zeus by default gets:

The Executive Director: kiko garcia, mr deblasis, t-ferg, babe, yaz, and larisa oleynik

Mr. Marbles: best of luck to you zeus…you’re f-ed

Mexico: ha shoot

The Executive Director: thanks for participating everyone

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