{"id":201,"date":"2008-12-24T14:17:27","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T18:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.funnymoneyfootball.com\/?p=201"},"modified":"2009-07-01T14:19:35","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T18:19:35","slug":"week-17-power-rankings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funnymoneyfootball.com\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"Week 17 Power Rankings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Funny Money Power Rankings &#8211; Week 17<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The penultimate week of the second season of Funny Money Football played out like a chess match, with most franchises maneuvering themselves for what should be a crazy final week. Last week&#8217;s playoff teams Bummy and the People&#8217;s Champ bet conservatively and saw other franchises move past them. Five wild card bets remain, and a few of them are sure to be put in play in the last week.<\/p>\n<p>Here are your updated power rankings:<\/p>\n<p>Biggest rise: The 21th Precinct: was 10, now 5; Brian Piccolo: was 12, now 7; Chris B. Corey: was 13, now 8<br \/>\nBiggest drop: Mr. DeBlasis: was 8, now 13<\/p>\n<p>(Last week&#8217;s rank; Current total)<\/p>\n<p>1. <strong>Blossom Russo<\/strong> (1; $3,400)<\/p>\n<p>Won $500 on the week and looks to have a stranglehold on the overall championship.<\/p>\n<p>2. <strong>Gordon Bombay<\/strong> (3; $2,700)<\/p>\n<p>Holding on for the North title, but nothing&#8217;s over yet. Still has a shot at the big money, too, the regular season crown.<\/p>\n<p>3.<strong> Mr. Marbles <\/strong>(2; $2,300)<\/p>\n<p>Locked up a playoff spot, but can focus his Week 17 efforts on winning the division.<\/p>\n<p>4. <strong>Kimmy Gibbler <\/strong>(4; $1,900)<\/p>\n<p>Wow. Four teamer. Four big wins. Though he hasn&#8217;t run away with the South title yet, it will be tough for him to blow the lead he established last week.<\/p>\n<p>5. <strong>The 21th Precinct<\/strong> (10; $800)<\/p>\n<p>Won his wild card bet, which vaulted him to the top of the wild, wild West division.<\/p>\n<p>6. <strong>Karl Farbman<\/strong> (5; $700)<\/p>\n<p>Still in playoff position, and still has his wild card bet. The possible scenarios are making Farbman&#8217;s head hurt.<\/p>\n<p>7. <strong>Brian Piccolo<\/strong> (12; $600)<\/p>\n<p>A HUGE week for Piccolo. Won $500 and, out of nowhere, is a playoff team if the season ended today. He needs another big week to make it to the postseason.<\/p>\n<p>8. <strong>Chris B. Corey<\/strong> (13; $500)<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of big weeks, Chris B. Corey, back from the dead, is on the doorstep of the playoffs. The Giants going for a TD instead of a FG in overtime gave him a $500 week.<\/p>\n<p>9. <strong>The People&#8217;s Champ<\/strong> (6; $400)<\/p>\n<p>Five teamer. Lost $100. Lost playoff status. But still has wild card bet. Look out in Week 17.<\/p>\n<p>10. <strong>Bummy<\/strong> (7; $400)<\/p>\n<p>Five teamer as well. Lost $100 as well. Lost playoff status as well.<\/p>\n<p>11. <strong>Thunder Lips <\/strong>(9; $300)<\/p>\n<p>A dangerous franchise with one week to go, Thunder Lips still has his wild card bet and might need it to jump over a few teams to get into the playoffs.<\/p>\n<p>12. <strong>Bayonnaise<\/strong> (11; $100)<\/p>\n<p>Bayonnaise needs to string together a perfect week in order for his season to continue.<\/p>\n<p>13. <strong>Mr. DeBlasis<\/strong> (8; -$100)<\/p>\n<p>Eek, Mr. DeBlasis lost $500 and will need some help to get a whiff of the playoffs.<\/p>\n<p>14. <strong>Teddy KGB<\/strong> (15; -$300)<\/p>\n<p>Got off the losing schnide by picking one game that was right last week! Still alive for the postseason, but will need to pick opposite of everyone above him.<\/p>\n<p>15. <strong>Boss Hardigan <\/strong>(17; -$900)<\/p>\n<p>A good finish would be nice for the Boss, who doesn&#8217;t want to be in the cellar of the West.<\/p>\n<p>16. <strong>Waldo Geraldo Faldo<\/strong> (14; -$1,000)<\/p>\n<p>The same goes for Waldo, who, save for a few tough breaks, showed a lot in his rookie year.<\/p>\n<p>17. <strong>Babe<\/strong> (16; -$1,200)<\/p>\n<p>Babe lost $500. But what would be worse is falling behind the Beard of Zeus to end the season.<\/p>\n<p>18. <strong>The Beard of Zeus<\/strong> (18; -$1,600)<\/p>\n<p>Also dropped $500. But making a late charge for some respect in the East.<\/p>\n<p>19. <strong>The Phoenix <\/strong>(19; -$2,600)<\/p>\n<p>Actually won $100 but was fined for late picks. So didn&#8217;t win anything. The story of the season.<\/p>\n<p>20. <strong>Rick Moranis<\/strong> (20; -$3,200)<\/p>\n<p>One week left. One more chance for Moranis to rise from last place&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny Money Power Rankings &#8211; Week 17 The penultimate week of the second season of Funny Money Football played out like a chess match, with most franchises maneuvering themselves for what should be a crazy final week. Last week&#8217;s playoff teams Bummy and the People&#8217;s Champ bet conservatively and saw other franchises move past them. 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