Final Standings
Congratulations to the 2009 Funny Money Football Champion: Yaz
First Place - Yaz
Second Place - Larisa Oleynik
Third Place - Rick Moranis
Final Standings
Yaz$1,100
Larisa Oleynik$1,000
Rick Moranis$200
Waldo Geraldo Faldo-$100
Art Schlichter-$600
Babe-$600
Bummy-$700
Mr. DeBlasis-$800
T-Ferg-$2,100
Loser's Pool
Kimmy Gibbler$1,500
The 21th Precinct$600
Slovy Maximus$400
Don Mattingly-$400
Kenny Powers$400
The Beard of Zeus$200
Karl Farbman$0
Boss Hardigan-$600
The People’s Champ-$1,400
Super Bowl Scenarios
Super Bowl Scenarios
Winners Pool
If INDIANAPOLIS covers....
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$900
Yaz$300
Larisa Oleynik$0
Mr. DeBlasis$200
Rick Moranis-$800
Art Schlichter-$1,600
Babe-$1,600
Bummy-$1,700
T-Ferg-$2,100
If NEW ORLEANS covers....
Yaz$1,100
Larisa Oleynik$1,000
Rick Moranis$200
Waldo Geraldo Faldo-$100
Art Schlichter-$600
Babe-$600
Bummy-$700
Mr. DeBlasis-$800
T-Ferg-$2,100
Loser’s Pool
If INDIANAPOLIS covers....
Slovy Maximus$1,400
The Beard of Zeus$1,200
Don Mattingly$600
Kimmy Gibbler$500
Boss Hardigan$400
The 21th Precinct-$400
The People’s Champ-$400
Kenny Powers-$600
Karl Farbman-$1,000
If NEW ORLEANS covers....
Kimmy Gibbler$1,500
The 21th Precinct$600
Slovy Maximus$400
Don Mattingly-$400
Kenny Powers$400
The Beard of Zeus$200
Karl Farbman$0
Boss Hardigan-$600
The People’s Champ-$1,400
Super Bowl Line
And now, here is the official Super Bowl line:
And, once again the special Super Bowl betting rules:
• Normal fine rules will apply.
• For the Super Bowl, a franchise must bet either $100, $200, $300, $400 or $500 AND submit the following three (3) tiebreakers (in whole numbers, without ½ points or yards):
- Actual winner of the game (without line)
- By how many points (without line)
- Total official offensive yardage of the winning team as reflected on the official NFL web site.
Send picks to nflfunnymoney@gmail.com
Reminder: Bets must be placed by Saturday night at midnight in order to be considered on time.
Super Bowl Standings
Super Bowl Standings
Winner’s Pool
Yaz$700
Larisa Oleynik$500
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$500
Mr. DeBlasis-$300
Rick Moranis-$300
Art Schlichter-$1,100
Babe-$1,100
Bummy-$1,200
T-Ferg-$1,500
Loser’s Pool
Kimmy Gibbler$1,000
Slovy Maximus$900
The Beard of Zeus$700
The 21th Precinct$100
Don Mattingly$100
Kenny Powers-$100
Boss Hardigan-$100
Karl Farbman-$500
The People’s Champ-$900
Conference Championship Scenarios
Conference Championship Scenarios
Winner’s Pool
If INDIANAPOLIS and NEW ORLEANS cover....
Yaz$1,100
Larisa Oleynik$900
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$100
Mr. DeBlasis$100
Rick Moranis$100
Bummy-$600
Art Schlichter-$700
T-Ferg-$1,100
Babe-$1,500
If INDIANAPOLIS and MINNESOTA cover....
Yaz$700
Larisa Oleynik$500
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$500
Mr. DeBlasis-$300
Rick Moranis-$300
Art Schlichter-$1,100
Babe-$1,100
Bummy-$1,200
T-Ferg-$1,500
If NY JETS and NEW ORLEANS cover....
Larisa Oleynik$1,500
Yaz$500
Art Schlichter-$100
Bummy-$200
Waldo Geraldo Faldo-$500
Mr. DeBlasis-$500
Rick Moranis-$500
T-Ferg-$500
Babe-$900
If NY JETS and MINNESOTA cover....
Larisa Oleynik$1,100
Yaz$100
Waldo Geraldo Faldo-$100
Art Schlichter-$500
Babe-$500
Bummy-$800
Mr. DeBlasis-$900
Rick Moranis-$900
T-Ferg-$900
Loser’s Pool
If INDIANAPOLIS and NEW ORLEANS cover....
Don Mattingly$700
Kimmy Gibbler$600
Slovy Maximus$500
Kenny Powers$500
The Beard of Zeus$300
The 21th Precinct-$300
The People’s Champ-$500
Boss Hardigan-$700
Karl Farbman-$900
If INDIANAPOLIS and MINNESOTA cover....
Kimmy Gibbler$1,000
Slovy Maximus$900
The Beard of Zeus$700
The 21th Precinct$100
Don Mattingly$100
Kenny Powers-$100
Boss Hardigan-$100
Karl Farbman-$500
The People’s Champ-$900
If NY JETS and NEW ORLEANS cover....
The 21th Precinct$300
Don Mattingly$300
Kenny Powers$100
The People’s Champ$100
Kimmy Gibbler$0
Slovy Maximus-$100
The Beard of Zeus-$300
Boss Hardigan-$1,100
Karl Farbman-$1,500
If NY JETS and MINNESOTA cover....
The 21th Precinct$700
Kimmy Gibbler$400
Slovy Maximus$300
The Beard of Zeus$100
Don Mattingly-$300
The People’s Champ-$300
Kenny Powers-$500
Boss Hardigan-$500
Karl Farbman-$1,100
Conference Championship Weekend Picks
Click the PDF for this week's picks:
Conference Championship Weekend Picks
Conference Championship Weekend Lines
Conference Championship Weekend Lines
Send picks to nflfunnymoney@gmail.com
Reminder: Bets must be placed by Saturday night at midnight in order to be considered on time.
Conference Championship Weekend Standings
Conference Championship Weekend Standings
Commentary: The second weekend of the playoffs turned into another brutal set of games. Five of the nine postseason franchises lost $500 on the week. Larisa Oleynik once again came out smelling like roses, winning $500 and is still perfect in the playoffs. The only team within earshot is Yaz, who won $500 as well, but still trails by $400 with two weeks to go. They are the only two franchises in the positive, with Waldo Geraldo Faldo in third place at even money.
Winner’s Pool
Larisa Oleynik$1,000
Yaz$600
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$0
Mr. DeBlasis-$400
Rick Moranis-$400
Art Schlichter-$600
Bummy-$700
Babe-$1,000
T-Ferg-$1,000
Loser’s Pool
Kimmy Gibbler$600
Slovy Maximus$400
The 21th Precinct$200
The Beard of Zeus$200
Don Mattingly$200
Kenny Powers$0
The People’s Champ-$400
Boss Hardigan-$600
Karl Farbman-$1,000
Divisional Playoff Weekend Lines
Here are the official Divisional Playoff Weekend Lines:
Send picks to nflfunnymoney@gmail.com
Reminder: Bets must be placed by Friday night at midnight in order to be considered on time.
Divisional Playoff Weekend Standings
Divisional Playoff Weekend Standings
Commentary: Cincinnati's loss sunk a lot of teams, but Larisa Oleynik was the benefactor. Couple that with a gut-wrencher Arizona win and she is in the driver’s seat after one week. Three different franchises lost $500, which means those three are almost in a must win situation in the second week. If they don’t win $500 this week, their chances of contending for the title are slim. In the middle of the pack, there are five teams within earshot of Larisa. They must make up some ground in the coming weeks.
Winner’s Pool
Larisa Oleynik$500
Mr. DeBlasis$100
Yaz$100
Art Schlichter-$100
Bummy-$100
Waldo Geraldo Faldo-$100
Babe-$500
Rick Moranis-$500
T-Ferg-$500
Loser’s Pool
Kimmy Gibbler$500
Slovy Maximus$100
The 21th Precinct$100
Boss Hardigan-$100
The Beard of Zeus-$100
Don Mattingly-$300
Karl Farbman-$500
Kenny Powers-$500
The People’s Champ-$500
Sunday Scenarios
Winner’s Pool
If NEW ENGLAND and ARIZONA cover....
Bummy$500
Larisa Oleynik$500
Mr. DeBlasis$100
Art Schlichter-$100
T-Ferg-$100
Waldo Geraldo Faldo-$300
Babe-$500
Rick Moranis-$500
Yaz-$500
If NEW ENGLAND and GREEN BAY cover....
Bummy$500
T-Ferg$500
Larisa Oleynik$100
Babe-$100
Rick Moranis-$100
Waldo Geraldo Faldo-$300
Art Schlichter-$500
Mr. DeBlasis-$500
Yaz-$500
If BALTIMORE and ARIZONA cover....
Larisa Oleynik$500
Mr. DeBlasis$100
Yaz$100
Art Schlichter-$100
Bummy-$100
Waldo Geraldo Faldo-$100
Babe-$500
Rick Moranis-$500
T-Ferg-$500
If BALTIMORE and GREEN BAY cover....
Larisa Oleynik$100
T-Ferg$100
Yaz$100
Babe-$100
Bummy-$100
Rick Moranis-$100
Waldo Geraldo Faldo-$100
Art Schlichter-$500
Mr. DeBlasis-$500
Loser’s Pool
If NEW ENGLAND and ARIZONA cover....
Boss Hardigan$500
Kenny Powers$100
Kimmy Gibbler$100
Slovy Maximus$100
The 21th Precinct$100
Karl Farbman-$100
The People’s Champ-$100
The Beard of Zeus-$300
Don Mattingly-$500
If NEW ENGLAND and GREEN BAY cover....
Boss Hardigan$500
Kenny Powers$500
Slovy Maximus$500
The 21th Precinct$500
The Beard of Zeus$300
Karl Farbman-$100
The People’s Champ-$100
Don Mattingly-$300
Kimmy Gibbler-$500
If BALTIMORE and ARIZONA cover....
Kimmy Gibbler$500
Slovy Maximus$100
The 21th Precinct$100
Boss Hardigan-$100
The Beard of Zeus-$100
Don Mattingly-$300
Karl Farbman-$500
Kenny Powers-$500
The People’s Champ-$500
If BALTIMORE and GREEN BAY cover....
Slovy Maximus$500
The Beard of Zeus$500
The 21th Precinct$500
Boss Hardigan-$100
Don Mattingly-$100
Kenny Powers-$100
Kimmy Gibbler-$100
Karl Farbman-$500
The People’s Champ-$500
Playoff Wild Card Weekend Picks Breakdown
As a new feature of the playoffs, here's a breakdown of how money was placed league-wide this week. The percentages are rough estimates of the share of money bet on each team in each pool (not exact figures).
Winner’s Pool
NY Jets - Cincinnati
$300 on NY Jets: 7%
$1,600 on Cincinnati: 36%
Philadelphia - Dallas
$0 on Philadelphia: 0%
$300 on Dallas: 7%
Baltimore - New England
$400 on Baltimore: 9%
$500 on New England: 11%
Green Bay - Arizona
$700 on Green Bay: 15%
$700 on Arizona: 15%
Loser’s Pool
NY Jets - Cincinnati
$500 on NY Jets: 11%
$800 on Cincinnati: 18%
Philadelphia - Dallas
$100 on Philadelphia: 2%
$400 on Dallas: 9%
Baltimore - New England
$400 on Baltimore: 9%
$1,000 on New England: 22%
Green Bay - Arizona
$1,000 on Green Bay: 22%
$300 on Arizona: 7%
Playoffs Wild Card Weekend Lines
Here are the official lines for the first week of the playoffs:
Send picks to nflfunnymoney@gmail.com
Reminder: Bets must be placed by Friday night at midnight in order to be considered on time.
Playoff Wild Card Weekend Standings
Playoffs Standings
Winner’s Pool
Art Schlichter$0
Babe$0
Bummy$0
Larisa Oleynik$0
Mr. DeBlasis$0
Rick Moranis$0
T-Ferg$0
Waldo Geraldo Faldo$0
Yaz$0
Loser’s Pool
Boss Hardigan$0
Don Mattingly$0
Karl Farbman$0
Kenny Powers$0
Kimmy Gibbler$0
Slovy Maximus$0
The Beard of Zeus$0
The People’s Champ$0
The 21th Precinct$0
2009 Playoff Field
Congratulations to the franchises that made the playoffs this year.
Here is the 2009 FMFL Playoff Field:
OVERALL REGULAR SEASON CHAMPION: Rick Moranis (West Division)
Division Winners: Larisa Oleynik (East), Babe (North), and Yaz (South)
Wild Card Berths: Waldo Geraldo Faldo, Mr. DeBlasis, T-Ferg, Art Schlichter, and Bummy
Latest Posts
Vital Information
- The Owners
- All-Time Records
- Odds and Ends
- 2009 Playoffs
- 2009 Standings
- 2009 Power Rankings
- 2009 Weekly Lines
- 2009 Picks
- 2009 Odds and Ends
- 2008 Playoffs
- 2008 Standings
- 2008 Power Rankings
- 2008 Weekly Lines
- 2008 Odds and Ends
- 2007 Playoffs
- 2007 Standings
- 2007 Weekly Lines